There are a million stories in the naked city. Now, he's ready to hear Your story... for ten bucks. Get an AI Detective to grill you like a cheap steak until together you get to the truth!
Spill the Beans - $10Spill the dirt. Big or small, from "Did my roommate eat my takeout?" to "Who keeps swiping my neon shoelaces?" If it's got you stumped, it's a case for the AI.
Yeah, even digital detectives gotta pay the server rent. $10 gets you in the interrogation room. Think of it as... an access fee to the truth mainframe.
Our state-of-the-art (and slightly sarcastic) AI Detective will ask you a series of questions. Answer honestly. He's got a knack for sniffing out the binary truth.
Based on your testimony, our AI will deliver its analysis, probable cause, and maybe a few witty remarks. Satisfaction? Hey, it's ten bucks for a good story and a digital deep dive.
(And Less Likely to Drink Your Whiskey)
Look, pal, real gumshoes cost a fortune. Our AI? Just ten clams. And he runs on pure, unadulterated logic (and a dash of high-grade purple coolant).
(This Ain't Your Grandma's Search Engine)
This isn't just an interrogation, it's an experience. Our AI's got a personality sharper than a pixelated shiv. You'll have fun, even if your precious 'Red Stapler of Holding +1' is gone for good.
(Serious Algorithms, Sarcastic Delivery)
Behind the wise-cracks and the violet glow, there's some serious algorithmic power. We take your "crimes" seriously... seriously enough to make it entertaining.
"...Tell Yours."
This is your chance to be the star of your own micro-mystery. From "Did my roommate eat my takeout?" to "Who programmed the office coffee machine to play polka?" Let's give your story the digital spotlight it deserves.
The truth is out there. Or maybe it's just a corrupted data packet. Hit the button, pal. Send your $10. Our AI Detective is waiting. He doesn't sleep. He just... processes.
*Results not guaranteed to solve actual felonies or find your missing left sock. Strictly for entertainment. No refunds if your roommate *really* is a sandwich-snatching gremlin. That's a 'you' problem, see? Our AI just calls 'em as he computes 'em.*